Category: General Topics
Chaos at Traverse City Walmart Stabbing Leaves 11 Injured
Reading Time: 3 minutesSuspect Arrested After Michigan Walmart Stabbing Leaves 11 Hurt In a Walmart condemned to obscurity in Traverse City, Michigan (the very type of place that you’d least want to picture organizing cherry festivals as opposed to mayhem), there wasn’t this past Saturday afternoon anything that would have been on anyone’s…
Tariff Wars & Toddler Logic: Europe’s Next Move
Reading Time: 3 minutesEurope’s New Deal with Trump – Europe at Survival Mode Ah, Europe. Sacred seat of art, romance, and pasta so buttery rich that one bite will reduce you to tears. But Now, you can go there too to play high-stakes game-of-nerves with Donald Trump, where heads of state will mingle…
From Soda-Can Size to Guinness Glory: Nash Keen’s Story
Reading Time: 3 minutesFrom 21 Weeks to World Record, Meet Nash Keen One-year-old Nash Keen technically qualifies as a world record holder. When he’s one-year-old, he’s done in his lifetime what the rest of us can’t manage to do in a lifetime (you know, aside from having a primo credit history). Good for…
Depression’s Slow Burn: Why Suicidality Demands Attention
Reading Time: 2 minutesPassive Suicidal Depression: Like Dying, but with Extra Steps The term passive suicidal depression represents what many would consider a contradictory expression. Depression made its appearance one morning and decided dramatic gestures were not its style. The mind behind this condition decided against flashy displays so it chose to create a gradual and depressing state. This form of death occurs through an endless series of…
Why Are They Singing? The Delightfully Absurd World of Musicals
Reading Time: 5 minutesWelcome to the Wonderfully Absurd World of Musicals Ah, musicals. That rare and enchanting art form where logic graciously exits stage left, creating a whimsical space for characters to burst into song as if their entire existence were underscored by a grand live orchestra. Picture this scene vividly: You find…
Macron’s Bold Move: France Recognizes Palestine, Defies Netanyahu
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe French President Emmanuel Macron made a dramatic television-style announcement that France would establish official state recognition for Palestine. France launched itself directly into Middle East peace negotiations by making an official declaration. The President chose Twitter (known as X) to share his news after multiple months of indecisive deliberation which was as long-winded as watching Friends or starting Succession. The United Nations General Assembly will host…
West Arctica Scandal: Harshvardhan Jain’s Billion-Rupee Fraud
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe UP ATS arrested Harshvardhan Jain because he operated a fake embassy scheme at Kavi Nagar Ghaziabad that earned him the “Diplomatic Picasso” title of Fraudopia. Yes, you read that right. For seven years Jain maintained a complete fake embassy operation which operated openly while posing as an elite diplomatic center for fake nations. The audacity? Michelin-star levels. The scene shows an upscale house imitating a diplomatic center through Audi and Mercedes luxury cars with official registration plates. Jain…
Klečavci: Rosaries, Recipes, Misogyny, and Jesus’ Perspective
Reading Time: 2 minutesArchbishop Uzinić’s Rosary Protest Sermon Sparks Heated Debate During his weekend homily at Mošćenička Draga Archbishop Mate Uzinić brought a distinctive preaching approach to his congregation. The sermon diverged from standard reflective scripture-based homilies. During the presentation the speaker delivered content which combined elements of modern misogyny TED talks with infomercial-style demonstrations of rosaries as protest tools. A group of well-dressed men appeared in the…
Zelenskyy vs. Democracy: Corruption Takes Center Stage
Reading Time: 2 minutesCandles, Corruption, and a Civil Uprising The former global wartime hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy executed a stunning move which makes Netflix executives want to cry from pure astonishment. He signed legislation that not only destroys Ukraine’s anti-corruption mechanisms but provides corruption with an invitation to stay and a pleasant scent of candles. And what’s the reaction? Every member of civil society together with veterans and those who possess…
Iconic, Outrageous, Unforgettable: Ozzy Osbourne Dies at 76
Reading Time: 2 minutesOzzy Osbourne lived a life of nonstop rock ‘n’ roll chaos through his screaming guitars and his outrageous decisions which made him a figure of defiance that filled arenas. At the age of 76 the “Prince of Darkness” ended his life on Tuesday while leaving behind a legacy that mirrored his historic bat-biting incident which actually occurred. The family verified his death but they chose to keep…